What’s Happening?

New Hours:

For the next 2-3 months, my appointment times are as follows:

• Monday: Off – No appointments unless you bring cookies or offer to do my laundry.
• Tuesday: 12:00 PM, 1:30 PM, 3:00 PM, 5:00 PM
• Wednesday: 2:00 PM, 3:30 PM, 5:00 PM (or 5:15 PM for the extra punctual)
• Thursday: 1:30 PM, 3:30 PM, 5:00 PM
• Friday: 1:00 PM, 2:30 PM, 3:00 PM, 3:30 PM, or 4:00 PM (because who doesn’t love options?)
• Saturday: 12:00 PM, 1:30 PM, 3:00 PM, or 3:30 PM
• Sunday: 12:00 PM & 2:00 PM (because self-care knows no Sabbath)

Please Do the Following:

• Leave your phone in your car. (Trust me, the world can wait.)
• Never be early! I’d rather you show up fashionably late (10-15 minutes) than ruin the vibe by being early.
• Noon appointments? Let me know the day before, or I might assume you're just dropping by for tea.
• Pet my Schnauzer, Max! You’ll need to give him two treats while I wrangle the other pups. No Max, no appointment—he's a real charmer!
• Restroom available, but showers are reserved for emergencies or post-zombie apocalypse.
• If you drive a truck or an older car, please wash it before rolling into my “Country Club.” Bring me a wash receipt, and I’ll deduct it from your donation (no judgment here).
• Please park in front of my car, which is covered in a lovely grey blanket (my version of a car cover treatment).

For the Curious:

• I sometimes get texts like, “Are you not doing this anymore? If not, I’ll stop bothering you????”
• If you can read this, congratulations! You're ahead of the game. Here’s the scoop:
• I don’t know everyone I see, and clients who I remember usually come more than once a year and know how to treat a lady—hint: no “How much should I leave?” questions, please!
• Generic texts are like socks in the dryer—always lost. For a response, send the correct info in your first text!
• If you send me a text with no info, it’ll likely vanish into the ether.
  Follow House Rule #1 on my About page, or your message will get lost in the scrolling abyss.
• My phone is not glued to my hip! When the power was out, it was blissful silence. Don’t panic if I don’t respond immediately; I have a life outside of massage, including three dogs and graphic/web design (yes, I wear many hats).
• If you really want to get my attention, avoid the panic-texting spree. If I haven’t responded in 30 minutes, feel free to send another text—just make it intriguing, not crass!
• Remember, I have three dogs, which is basically like managing a daycare—so please be kind and concise in your messages.
• In summary, life is busy, but I’m here to help you relax—so let’s keep it smooth and easy!