My general area is Fort Pierce, accessible via Orange Ave & I-95 from the south, or Indrio Rd from Vero Beach & I-95 from the north. Please use this location to check on Google Maps to decide if it’s a drive you’re comfortable with.

If you’re coming from Sebastian, Melbourne, Palm City, or Stuart, feel free to make the journey—I appreciate educated, cultured, and intelligent folks like you. If the drive seems too long, no worries—plenty of others are eager to take your spot. And remember, don’t be early or hang out by the country club entrance. I’d much rather you stroll in a few minutes late than be caught pacing around like a lost tourist!

Please have the courtesy to let me know if you're still coming over. I’ll have you send a reminder text 1 hour before your appointment—not just to jog my memory, but to confirm you’re still on your way. If you don’t give me a heads-up, don’t be surprised if you find your future appointments lost in the abyss!

My location is Very private, confidential & very secure!

I do not do mobile massage at this time.

I also am not doing skin care or waxing at this time. I can do a facial massage if you request it.

Enjoy your massage in a private room with my extra-wide table, candlelight, and soothing music. Plus, my dog Max might be napping under the table, adding a little extra warmth to your experience.

You’ll enjoy a relaxing Swedish massage. I specialize in this classic technique and don’t offer any other modalities, so please don’t ask.

Photo Policy: I’m not 30 or 40, but I do look like my photos. Asking me to send a photo from my phone is a bit like asking for a unicorn ride – it’s just not happening. But don't worry, I've got more photos below!

Morning Policy: I am not a morning person. Texting me before 11 am will not end well... for either of us.

Dog Lover’s Delight: You’ll be required to pet my dogs. They may bark, and I’ll do my best to keep them from jumping on you. Bringing “Canine Carry Outs” or “Beggin'” treats for them is highly recommended. Just sayin' – bribery works wonders!

Gated Community Protocol: I live in a gated community. When you come over, show your ID at the gatehouse. Don’t worry, they don’t keep your info. Just remember, your name needs to match.

Name Game: I don’t care what name you use, but to see me, your full name will be needed at the time of confirmation/arrival (not before) so I can call you in as my "guest."

Cover Story Approved: I’m also a web & graphic designer (logos, websites, business cards – you name it!). I have people stopping by for design consultations all the time. If anyone asks, you're here for a logo, a website, or just some creative genius advice.

Prostate Policy: Let’s keep this simple—NO, I do not do prostate massages, and I don’t entertain “special” requests. Don’t ask, don’t hint, don’t even think about it. We’re here for actual massage therapy, people! Also off the menu: Nuru, Tantra, Thai, Russian, Potli, Shiatsu, Body to Body (Really?) and all the other massages you saw in a spy movie. What I do offer is Swedish massage, and trust me, mine is the gold standard—no competition. So, can we please just stop asking about the others? Thanks!

To Towel or Not to Towel: Draping or toweling is your call. No need to ask – your comfort is key!

The Value of Common Sense: Common sense is my favorite trait. Please bring yours along!

BTW Yes, body rubs are the same as a massage...lol

Ready to book a session that respects your time, sanity, and sense of humor? Reach out, and let’s make it happen!

Hours of Operation: I'm available Monday to Friday, and occasionally on Saturdays and Sundays, from 1 pm to 5 pm. If you're thinking of asking for a later or earlier time slot… don't. Those hours are like unicorns – they don’t exist right now. For an update on my hours click here.

Private Membership Club (PMA): Yep, I’m also a Private Membership Association. It's like a secret club, but with fewer secret handshakes and more relaxation.

First-Timers: Your initiation donation is $85.

Cancellation Policy: Cancel on your first time? No problem! Your next appointment comes with a $100 donation. Consider it a membership upgrade.

At times I might have to cancel your appointment because of my own life but these are few & far between. If this happens to you, you will receive a $10 discount.

Returning Clients: For my regulars, the standard donation is $100.

Gratuity: Tipping is always welcome – it keeps the good vibes flowing!

Old Friends and Regulars: You know the drill. No reminders needed.

By Appointment Only: Yes, that means at my place – because lugging around a massage table is a workout I didn’t sign up for.

Tall Folks: If you're 6 feet or taller, do yourself a favor and book a 1.5-hour session. Trust me, squeezing that much height into an hour is a challenge even the best massages can't solve.

Payment Options: Cash and credit cards are happily accepted.

Confirm Your Spot: Please confirm your appointment by text one hour in advance. If you don’t, I'll assume you found a better offer (doubtful!)

Drama Policy: I don’t do drama. Leave it outside – or better yet, at the city limits.

Booking Notice: I need at least 3 hours' notice to fit you in, but a full day's notice is even better.

If you want to book in advance please use my contact form on the contact page. You will only be granted this option if you are a responsible adult.

Confidentiality: What's said in the massage room stays in the massage room. Always has, always will.