House Rules:
How do I book? Text is best. Please send your name, preferred day, and time. Four short texts are perfect. Text only, no phone calls. You may also email if you prefer. Messages that turn into chats may not receive a reply. This is relaxation, not speed dating.
Text only no phone calls please: 561.584.4084 or you may email me as soon as my form is operational.
Lewd Or Inappropriate Texts Or Emails:What if I send something inappropriate? You’ll hear nothing but silence. Save your thumbs for something more productive.
Dog Lover’s Delight:I have one Mini Schnauzer & a Beagle/Bulldog Mix who both adore a good petting session or treats. If small dogs aren’t your thing, let me know & I will do my best to keep them from jumping on you. It's best to show them love while I calm them down, don't just stand there with your hands in your pockets while they are barking. Though they might not let you in the therapy room if you don't pet them. They do love "Canine Carry-Outs if you are so inclined....lol
If you are allergic to dog hair then it's best to not make an appointment at all.
Photo Policy:Do you need photos or video chats? No. You do not need to send me a photo of yourself unless you are inclined to do so. If you do send me your photo it will be deleted after you send it. In addition, do not ask me for my photo to send to you, I look like my photos and they are current, whereever they happen to be. Requests for phone photos are a bit like asking for a unicorn ride, meaning it will never happen. I've got more photos that can be seen here.
Do I need to speak English? Yes. Clear, respectful communication is required. Witty conversation is a bonus.